Boy meets Girl. Boy loses Girl. Boy wanks off talking Panda…?
A romantic comedy about love, escape and following your instincts.Mark is an American zoologist in London to escape from heartbreak. Panda is an endangered Chinese bear, grumpily set against Mark’s plans to get him to mate with a female he can’t bare.
However, when Mark’s well-meaning colleagues set him up with moth expert Sarah, he finds it’s Panda giving all the relationship advice, not him. Are Sarah and Mark arguing or flirting? Is he only falling in love with her because she infuriates him? Are they really over their exes? Is there such a thing as “the one”? Is a panda really the best person to ask?
With female pandas only fertile for 72 hours a year and Mark’s job on the line, the only thing that’s certain is that if Panda won’t mate, Mark will have to give the bear a hand…