Twitter – @hallopanda
- Twitter: @hallopanda
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- "Mark watches her shadow undressing on the wall." - HALLO PANDA http://t.co/TOh8K3uJ
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- Me and the missus are playing noughts and panda slaps under the canopy. People got excited. We eat more bamboo. Stupid humans.
- @blainebrothers If you're lucky then let me know, they made me do things in front of a camera.
- It's a slow day at the zoo. We've started taking bets on who will realise we've rearranged our enclosure first. Feng shui innit.
- @blainebrothers I'll take your word for it. Although you ain't reliable are you?
- @blainebrothers Think you been on the flow-jo juice too much. You end up under the sink again Bingo?
- @blainebrothers I'm real, like a real thing. I think. Wait, you got me all confused now. Pinch yourself.
- @blainebrothers Dude, if they don't exist then who the hell made me do those crazy things? There was a film crew and everything.
- @FilmAdTvMusic I dunno. C4 sometimes put me on at late night without warning, they like to freak out the insomniacs now and again.
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- "Ok - I’m fine here… Christ! Schnapps!" - MARK http://t.co/fWcN8TsY
- I'm like live tweeting my existence! Confucius would be proud. Raising my bamboo like a drummer.
- Don't think I'll point out her mascara's running, she might get offended. She sharpens her claws. Might lie down. Will lie down. Lying down.
- @PortantElephant I should probably go easy on this bamboo. Too much importance can turn to flatulence. #pandawisdom #pandadidahashtag
- @PortantElephant @PortantElephant He looks like he would be sufficient spinner. I'll tell him to keep the tie on.
- She's facing the wall, but the wall where everyone can see her. She huffing up the window. Maybe I'll give her my bamboo. Maybe I won't.
- @ben_cameron @PortantElephant We need someone to spin the spinner, I'd ask the missus but she ain't talking to me.
- @ben_cameron Aw man, can't a @PortantElephant and a human and a panda all get along? We could play Twister.